• reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

trillow:

all these idiots staring at the moon and falling right into madara’s infinite tsukuyomi

cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

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